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The Buffalaws - Sequi Armento

  1. If a buffellow (buffalo-er) observes you drinking an alcoholic beverage with your designated dominant hand (buffalo-ee), and calls "Buffalo" you must chug said beverage.
    1. If said buffalo-ee consumes the beverage that was to be chugged with his dominant hand and buffalo is called by a buffellow, then the buffalo-ee must take a shot.
    2. If said buffalo-ee consumes the shot with his dominant hand and buffalo is called by a buffellow, then "Anotha One", until said buffalo-ee remembers to switch to the non-dominant hand OR a buffellow does not call buffalo.
    3. Being in the act of drinking is defined by the bottle/can/cup touching the buffalo-ee's lips. If there is any contact, there is no dispute.
  2. If a buffellow is double fisting beverages, he is exempt from being called on buffalo.
    1. Both beverages must be opened and in the process of being consumed.
  3. If the squad is doing a toast with shots, "No Buffalo" can be called.
    1. If squad is toasting with beers/mixed drinks, buffalo can be called.
  4. Any disputes regarding the laws will be handled by the Original Buffellows.
  5. If you purchase an individual drink at a dinner/formal setting, and the cost of the drink exceeds $0.66/oz, a buffellow can call "No Buffalo" to be excluded from being buffaloed.
    1. Law 5 only applies to beers; all liquor drinks are subject to being buffaloed.
    2. If "No Buffalo" is not called Prior to the first sip, then he is subject to being buffaloed.
    3. If someone else bought the drink, the value of the drink does not matter and the buffalo-ee must drink said beverage.
  6. A buffalo-ee is designated up to 1 minute to finish a 0 - 12 oz drink, 3 minutes to finish a 13 - 24 oz drink and 5 minutes for anything over 24 oz.
    1. If a drink is not finished in the designated time periods, a shot of the buffallo-ee's choice must be taken with the buffalo-er and purchased by the buffalo-ee.
  7. Each buffellow is allowed one refusal of buffalo per semester as defined by the North Carolina State University (NCSU) school year; a second refusal will result in the permanent removal of said buffellow.
  8. A false buffalo, defined as calling buffalo on someone who is using their non-dominant hand to drink a beverage OR someone who is not consuming an alcoholic beverage OR the glass/cup/bottle is not fully at their lips, results in the buffalo-er being buffaloed, and must follow the rules as stated in Law 1.
    1. If the contents of a drink are falsified, the buffalo-ee must consume the beverage, and also purchase a shot of his choice for himself and the buffalo-er.
  9. The Original Buffellows may make changes to the Buffalaws at any time without prior notice.

Original Buffellows est. August 18th, 2015

Nikhil Batra

Iftekhar Hassan

Kanwar Johal

Anthony Mejia